{"product_id":"my-safe-word-is-pineapple-t-shirt-funny-pineapple-graphic-tee-sarcastic-safe-word-shirt","title":"My Safe Word Is Pineapple T-Shirt | Funny Pineapple Graphic Tee | Sarcastic Safe Word Shirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e34.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e35.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length (from center back), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.10\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e19.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e21.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e23.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e25.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight, cheeky, and built for everyday wear — this classic tee carries a dry sense of humor on its chest. The front shows a deadpan face and warning icon framed by the line “Not responsible for what my face says,” a small announcement for folks who prefer to let their expression do the talking. The back carries a faded, vintage-style “Bad Idea Tees” mark that keeps the vibe relaxed and a little irreverent. The medium-weight cotton holds shape and print detail, while the soft crew neck and tear-away label keep it comfortable for long days. Wear it on coffee runs, low-key hangouts, or when you need a low-effort way to set expectations without saying a word.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% US cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g\/m² fabric for year-round comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance\u003cbr\u003e- DTF and DTG dual printing for crisp sleeve, neck and main graphics; tear-away label for itch-free wear\u003cbr\u003e- Certified and responsibly made: Oeko-Tex certified, meets safety standards, EU 2-year warranty; made in Nicaragua\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":46606437908679,"sku":"17415300314988386674","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":46585576358087,"sku":"32518566409173842302","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":46585576390855,"sku":"13897597891211539119","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":46606437941447,"sku":"22181967036888173308","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":46585576423623,"sku":"94628655112239313567","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":46585576489159,"sku":"28118338913038629387","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ S","offer_id":46606437974215,"sku":"25366779337868833945","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ S","offer_id":46606438006983,"sku":"33815360721646724853","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":46606438039751,"sku":"11144767108010859992","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":46606438072519,"sku":"11345400567749776585","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":46585576521927,"sku":"16080787480533340864","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":46585576554695,"sku":"20982490835373004344","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":46606438105287,"sku":"30092109308584904975","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":46585576587463,"sku":"10946256775751589398","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":46585576652999,"sku":"31271711954072985537","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ M","offer_id":46606438138055,"sku":"23136214051790134503","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ M","offer_id":46606438170823,"sku":"33923378187631843999","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":46606438203591,"sku":"16031096840879033512","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":46606438236359,"sku":"17978531417419033992","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":46585576685767,"sku":"13685435493792139748","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":46585576718535,"sku":"23821180633666565338","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":46606438269127,"sku":"89107989633822681626","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":46585576751303,"sku":"14740107670942294062","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":46585576816839,"sku":"15828686796849663906","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ L","offer_id":46606438301895,"sku":"26722417841854700932","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ L","offer_id":46606438334663,"sku":"11707549748850408582","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":46606438367431,"sku":"19045570095649073521","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":46606438400199,"sku":"22079967934215793655","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":46585576849607,"sku":"33410439943877251777","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":46585576882375,"sku":"31593751484730165222","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":46606438432967,"sku":"61229086708816522410","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46585576915143,"sku":"23716358258551672846","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":46585576980679,"sku":"29319153864371308469","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ XL","offer_id":46606438465735,"sku":"28917090974847194872","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ XL","offer_id":46606438498503,"sku":"31004932497380923507","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":46606438531271,"sku":"13738740831821172589","price":21.35,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":46606438564039,"sku":"25456082554353570093","price":23.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":46585577013447,"sku":"10017029791352428043","price":23.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":46585577046215,"sku":"28066085275685722164","price":23.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":46606438596807,"sku":"22861121660671162409","price":23.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46585577078983,"sku":"19286885240968207673","price":23.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":46585577144519,"sku":"14830535656785429142","price":23.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":46606438629575,"sku":"14381661424073694555","price":23.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 2XL","offer_id":46606438662343,"sku":"15065135167607133257","price":23.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":46606438695111,"sku":"22191934202970622442","price":23.32,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":46606438727879,"sku":"17357375874388629373","price":24.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":46585577177287,"sku":"31777783144796116535","price":24.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":46585577210055,"sku":"74551447741492388468","price":24.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":46606438760647,"sku":"28067770732546704211","price":24.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46585577242823,"sku":"32805152351661948891","price":24.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":46585577308359,"sku":"25469753564596180346","price":24.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cobalt \/ 3XL","offer_id":46606438793415,"sku":"12477291928873378795","price":24.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Midnight \/ 3XL","offer_id":46606438826183,"sku":"19159981681846925795","price":24.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":46606438858951,"sku":"25750655237878574449","price":24.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 4XL","offer_id":46606438891719,"sku":"14764506196375338501","price":25.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46585577341127,"sku":"10432878011007054977","price":25.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":46585577406663,"sku":"11661682804055365668","price":25.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":46606438924487,"sku":"19690980180920222465","price":25.03,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 5XL","offer_id":46606438957255,"sku":"21641718307069510232","price":25.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":46585577439431,"sku":"19835519797155901081","price":25.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":46585577504967,"sku":"12406761695002161857","price":25.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":46606438990023,"sku":"12012059337020130912","price":25.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0784\/3194\/4903\/files\/Untitled_design_13.png?v=1780097009","url":"https:\/\/shopbadideatees.com\/products\/my-safe-word-is-pineapple-t-shirt-funny-pineapple-graphic-tee-sarcastic-safe-word-shirt","provider":"Bad Idea Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}